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swiftjewel

Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: hell

uh, i like flash, i make small things of art...havent figured out how to post them, there cheesy nothing to really mention...

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charge into BLAH (days following xmas)

Posted by swiftjewel Dec. 28, 2009 @ 4:06 AM EST

its been like 2 days after Christmas and if you didnt get a book or gift card or video game, well you probably will regift it... and i have a little story about 2 Xmas's ago.

i ended up getting a very cheesy looking sweater with matching socks, the first thing i asked my parents was "who was this from???". it ended up being my great-great-grandmother (she died 18 months ago). i ended up boxing it up and sending it to the dump (completly on accident, my dad said it was for the essential clothing). about 3weeks after that and was asking about the sweater and socks... which looked pretty cool (i would have worn them) they happened to be hand-knitted by my g-g-grandmother, which after she asked where they were i felt really guilty.

thats the sad thing about Xmas, some people dont even get presents. not even clothing. so what i want you to do is comment what the worst present you got for Xmas ever!(and it cant be herpes)

the pic i found a while ago, and you will probably have a better time commenting that

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toast or bacon??

Posted by swiftjewel Oct. 6, 2009 @ 1:39 AM EDT

im starting to become an excellent drawer/artist, and i found a sudden intrest in drawing bacon and toast.... they are pretty epic within themselves though.

so, post what you prefer or something else, and why? dont be too random with the requests because i will mostlikly try to draw it and then post it.

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life-like dreams

Posted by swiftjewel Aug. 17, 2009 @ 1:27 AM EDT

ever had a dream that you thought was so real that you woke up and continued doing what you did in your dream? or better yet had a nightmare and woke up unexpectedly screaming or in a sweat?

i have, but i dont remember my dream at all. it happend august 10th 2009 (pretty recent from me writing this)

i have no recollection of the dream but i woke up screaming at the top of my lungs and jolted upright in my bed, the weird part was that my father was going to the bathroom and had the light on... i couldnt see him but i remember that one part from my fright episode. what was even weirder was that i had cuts on my legs and it looked like i had massively scratched up my arms, there was nothing on my major body or head which really freaked me out.

if you have any theory's please share.

the_reaper.jpg

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when does life reach its fullest potential?

Posted by swiftjewel Jul. 22, 2009 @ 6:33 PM EDT

for some its there first kiss. for some its there marriage. for some its the day there wife/husband dies. when is yours if you think youve had one, or when you think it will be.

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